Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Anthony Gonzalez = King of Pop



Since Ted Ginn Jr. isn't explosive, and Anthony Gonzalez is, I've gone and coined a term for him based on his emminent similarities with some of the less-pederastic qualities of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop ('pop' meaning, respectively for Anthony and Michael, explosiveness or trendy music):

a.) both sleep in a hypoxic oxygen tents
b.) both have incredible moves

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I gave them two touchdowns, you take two of them away, it’s a pretty close ball game.” - Drew Tate (http://www.herald-dispatch.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061001/SPORTS03/61001002)

Thanks Tate, that was a very…um…shrewd analysis.

Anonymous said...

Heh. Drew sez: "We totally would have won if they hadn't scored so many points!"

You gotta wake up pretty early to pull one over on that guy.