Friday, September 29, 2006

Chat Transcript: Football Overload

nastyb: is iowa/osu on abc?

switters: yeep
it's the saturday night game
what's your take on iowa/osu

nastyb: rad
i think osu is going to win

switters: i think we're going to roll
honestly i usually don't feel like this
if they've given up points to terrible terrible teams
like Syracuse we can surely score a bunch

nastyb: yeah
but weird shit happens at kinnick stadium
that's the only thing to watch out for
plus tate's the best QB in the history of the universe
he wasn't there when iowa eeked it out over syracuse
the terrible power of his glare gives the defense strength

switters: right
after stanton

nastyb: he's number two, in the universe

switters: you forgot about stanton

nastyb: that's who i was talking about
tate #1
stanton #2
god #3
jesus christ #4 (tied)
brady quinn #4 (tied)
that's the universal ranking of QBs
stanton beats god because he's a good scrambler
while god is more a of pro-style, pocket passer

switters: so what's the deal with scouts
you know they do the advantages thing
for each position
for this game
they give "coach" to iowa

nastyb: ferentz is the best coach in the universe

switters: right
how exactly is ferentz a better coach than tressel?

nastyb: well, since he's smarter than any human being that has ever lived, and tressel is smarter than all but one human being that ever lived, ferentz is the better coach.

switters: hahaha
nice
i guess that makes sense
thanks for sorting that out for me

nastyb: iowa makes sense
and they try hard
but ohio state's going to win
isn't the line like 7?

switters: yes

nastyb: crazy
that's too close for my taste

switters: easily cover

nastyb: you think?

switters: yes
we haven't won by less than 17
Sent at 10:53 AM on Friday

switters: iowa gave up 13 to syracuse and 17 to iowa stat
not sure how that plays out but our offensive attack is so balanced
Sent at 10:57 AM on Friday

nastyb: what do you think of vanderbilt -34 over temple

switters: that's a crazy line

nastyb: i'm betting on Boise State +5 at Utah because i know they're going to win that game

switters: +5 at utah???
really?

nastyb: yeah
boise state's the underdog
i don't get it

switters: when is that game
this weekend
Sent at 12:01 PM on Friday

nastyb: noon tomorrow
TCU lost last night to BYU, which clears the road for Boise State as the lurking mid-major with BCS prospects

switters: nice

nastyb: read it: 'team of destiny.'

switters: boise state is tough

nastyb: that's why utah is doomed.

switters: well
i feel the same about my team to be honest

nastyb: well that's too bad because i feel that way about my other team too
and we all know there can only be one team of destiny in the big ten

switters: pretty much all your teams are on a destiny thing huh

nastyb: when it's on its pretty hard to deny it
and i'm zeroed in on the destiny waves

switters: i agree

nastyb: i said it about texas before last year

switters: beating the defending national champion in their stadium is a great start
i'm glad we're on the same page

nastyb: ???

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